Fishamble: The New Play Company presents


By Eva O'Connor

Directed by Hildegard Ryan

When E meets the man of her dreams, a professional cyclist, love hits her in the pubic bone like a train. But when it ends she plummets into a black hole of heartbreak at the speed of a doped up team on the Tour de France.

A one-woman show about heartbreak, madness and how condiments are the ultimate coping mechanism, by award-winning playwright & performer Eva O’Connor.

WINNER Scotsman Fringe First Award 2019
WINNER Lustrum Award, Edinburgh 2019
NOMINATED Scottish Mental Health Awards 2019


*Strong language, sexual references, references to self harm

★★★★ “Mustard serves as a reminder of just how rich and rewarding live theatre can be as an experience.”All That Dazzles

★★★★ “a surreal, funny monologue which holds you riveted throughout.”The Reviews Hub

★★★★ “A smart script with an emotional core leaves the audience talking and pondering on the way home and makes for a rewarding evening.”North West End UK

★★★★ “O’Connor delivers a fantastic performance”Operation Live Theatre